Standard (EADGBE)

 well I smoked this thing one night out as a bet

 and they told me it was kinda like a funky cigarette

 and I can still remember my first draw

 and all those funny things I saw

when I smoked my first funky cigarette

 well I opened up my best friends biscuit tin

and there's no rich teas or custard creams

 just cigarettes and skins

 and then he handed me a bag of green

 the biggest bag I've ever seen

and I rolled my first funky cigarette

 and since that day I seldom have declined

 and I maintain this love affair

 with these green herbs of mine

 you can keep your pills and trips and lines

 expensive beers and fancy wines

 cos I just want a funky cigarette

Solo/ Pre Verse (Same timing and same amount of measures & beats on each chords as on the verse's

 and nowadays it's harder to disguise

then wondering old sedated look

 that glares across my eyes

 well if you're like me I'm sure you'll find

 that you don't really seem to mind

 cos you just had a funky cigarette