Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(Hi honey, I’m homo)

(verse 1)

He´s thought about it for a long long time

About being attracted to his own kind

He´s ready to take those fantasies

And make them into something real

And finally do all the things

 He´s been dreaming of

He´s joining the cocksucker club

(verse 2, same chords as verse 1)

To not have to pretend he was drunk

When he seduced his roommate on his bunk

He might be bi, he might be gay

But he knows he´s finally ready to say

Some of the things

He´s constantly thinking of

By joining the cocksucker club

(chorus 1)

So lick lick lick suck suck suck

Unroll the condoms and fuck fuck fuck

Down on your knees, giving good head

Do it on your parents´queen-size bed

(verse 3, same chords as verse 1)

In high school he´d spend hundreds of hours

Fantasizing about boys in the showers

Billy was hung, Rick was thick

Daniel had a most upstanding dick

But Eric was the one with extra yardage to love

By joining the cocksuckers club

(chorus 2, same chords as chorus 1)

So lick lick lick slurp slurp slurp

Do it though your jaws start to hurt

The taste and feel of a dick that´s new

Is a fun activity to pursue

(interlude)

(verse 4, same chords as verse 1)

He´s thought about it for a long long time

About being attracted to his own kind

He´s finally facing what it means

when another boy causes a lump in your jeans

Taking the plunge

Goin´down for love

 He´s joining the cocksucker club

(outro)

He´s ready for the cocksucker club

 He´s a member of the cocksucker club