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EmPlease leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman

 And Cfrom that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed

 I'm Amwrecking this evening already and Bloving every minute of it

CRuining this banquet for the mB7ildly inspiring and

EmPlease leave all overcoats, canes, and Dtop hats with the doorman

 And fGrom that moment, you'll be out of Cplace and under dressed

 I'm Amwrecking this evening already and Bloving every minute of it

CRuining this banquet for the mDildly inspiring B7and

EmWhen you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white

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CEverything Bgoes acBcorAmding tGo pEmlan

CI'm the new cancer, B7never looked better

 And Emyou can't sDtand it

 I know because you Gsay so under your breath

 You're reading lB7ips, "When did he get at all confident?"

CHaven't you B7heard that IEm'm the new Dcancer?

GNever looked better

 And B7you can't stand it

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EmNext is a trip to the ladies room in vain

CI bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas

AmTonight, tonight, you are, you are the whispering campaign

BTo them, your name is "Cheap",B7 I bet to them you look like shhh

EmTalk to the mirror, Dchoke back tears

 And keep Gtelling yourself that, "CI'm a diva.C" B Am

AmOh, and the smokes in that Bcigarette box at your tabCle

 They just so Dhappen Bto be Claced Bwith CnitCrogClyAmceriBn

CI'm the new cancer, B7never looked better

 And Emyou can't sDtand it

 I know because you Gsay so under your breath

 You're reading lB7ips, "When did he get at all confident?"

CHaven't you B7heard that IEm'm the new Dcancer?

GNever looked better

 And B7you can't stand it B B

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EmHaven't you Dheard that GI'm the new Ccancer?

 I've Cnever looked Bbetter and Emyou can't stand it

EmHaven't you Dheard that GI'm the new Ccancer?

 I've Cnever looked Bbetter and Emyou can't stand it

 And I Emknow, and I know

 It just Ddoesn't feel like a night Gout with no one sizing you Cup

 I've never Cbeen so surrepBtitious

 So of course you'll be disEmtracted when I spike the punch

 And I Emknow, and I know

 It just Ddoesn't feel like a night Gout with no one sizing you Cup

 I've never Cbeen so surrepBtitious

 So of course you'll be disEmtracted when I spike the punch

 And I Emknow, and I know

 It just Ddoesn't feel like a night Gout with no one sizing you Cup

 I've never Cbeen so surrepBtitious

 So of course you'll be disEmtracted when I spike tDhe Empunch