Standard (EADGBE)

I won't cut my beard and I won't change my hair

 It grows like fancy flowers but it grows nowhere

 My hair, my hair

 If I could build my house just like the Trojan horse

 I'd put a statue of myself upon the shelf

 Of course, of course, of course

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She's the smoke

She's dancin' fancy pirouettes

Swan diving off of the deep end

Of my tragic cigarette

 She's steam

Laughing on the windowpanes

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The never-ending swaying haze

Oh, that ever smiling maze

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Oh, that ever smiling maze

Ballet

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Everything's gone missing

 I've lost more songs to floods

I can't prove this makes any sense but

I sure hope that it does

 Perhaps

 I was born with curiosity

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The likes of those of old crows

 The likes of those of old crows

 And oh, how the piano knows

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 The piano knows something

I don't know