Dental Care Chords

Capo 4th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

D Em C G

 I Cbrush my Gteeth

 And look in the Dmirror

 And Claugh out Gloud

 As I'm beaming from Dear to ear

 I'd rather pick Cflowers G

 Instead of Dfights

 And rather than fClaunt my style

 I'd Gflash you a smile

DOf clean pearly whites

EmI've been to the dCentist

 A thousand Gtimes, so I know the Amdrill

 I Csmooth my hair, sit baAmck in the chair

 But Gsomehow I still get the cDhills

CHave a Gseat

 He says pleasantDly

 As he Cshakes my hand G

 And practically Dlaughs at me

 Open up nice and Cwide G

 He says, peering Din

And with a smirk he says,

C"Don't have a fit, this'll Gjust pinch a bit"

 As he tries not to Dgrin

CWhen hyGgienistsC leave onG long vDacations

CThat's when Gdentists Cscream and Glose their Dpatience

GTalking only bringsC the toothaches onD me

 Cause I say the stCupidest thGings

GSo if my resolve goes Csouth

 I'll swallow my Dpride with an aCspirin

 And Gshut my Dmouth

CGolf and alcohoEml don't mix

 And that'sD why I don't drink and Gdrive

CBecause, good grief, I'd knock out my Emteeth

 And hafta kGiss my smile goodDbye

(Interlude)

 play D Em C G (x2)

EmI've been to the dCentist

 A thousand Gtimes, so I know the Amdrill

 I Csmooth my hair, sit baAmck in the chair

 But Gsomehow I still get the cDhills

Outro

D Em C G