North Pole Bank Chords

Capo 4th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

C G Am F

 Every other part: Am-C-F-G

Intro

Intro

(Verse)

Continues until #END OF FINGERSTYLE# where a single-strum G will be played directly

after the fingerstyle C.

Where will he get those toys

For all them girls and boys

What is there for Santa Clause to do

Hes feeling helpless now

The cause of many a row

These hard financial times affect him too

The elves had had enough

Less than minimum wage is tough

So saint nick had sent them on their way

With no one to assist,

Bills longer than the naughty list (#END OF FINGERSTYLE#)

 HGow on earth would pooFr Santa Clause pay

EChildren all over the world, all countries, all races

FWake up demember 25th with disappointed faces

ENone of them with a clue what poor Saint Nick has been through

FUnderneath the Christmas tree is an I.O.U

Chorus

C/GSpare a thought forG Santa Clause this year

AmWont hear a ho ho ho exchange rates low low low

FIts pretty hard to spread that Christmas cheer

C/GHes trying to make it better, he goes through all the letters

GMolly wants a dolly and John wants a tank

AmWell thats all good and jolly kids,

 but my children there Fis just no money in the North Pole Bank

AmA lot on Santas plate,

CMrs. Clause says lose weight

GBut all this wasnt good for santFys head

AmThat clunky old time sleigh,

CWas really past its day Gso Santa clause he bought a PorsFhe instead

AmBorrowed the money from RudColf and now hes charging interest Grates,

 After being made Fredundant him and Nick no longeAmr mates

 The systems falling apart, thCe children still in his heart,

GOh where did this whole thing staFrt?

EmChildren all over the world, all countries, all races

FWake up demember 25th with disappointed faces

EmNone of them with a clue what poor Saint Nick has been through

FUnderneath the Christmas tree is an I.O.U

Chorus

C/GSpare a thought for SGanta Clause this year

AmWont hear a ho ho ho exchange rates low low low

FIts pretty hard to spread that Christmas cheer

C/GHes trying to make it better, he goes through all the letters

GMolly wants a dolly and John wants a tank

Am (eventually add pinky on

Well thats all good and jolly kids,

 but my children therFe is just no money in the North Pole Bank

Am

C

GFF

AmHe says get out of my way

CSaid I need a drink

GSits down with a lager and a mince pie andF that man begins to think

AmSANTAS A CLEVER MAN

CHes got a CLEVER PLAN

GA very very clever plan indFeed

AmHell simply take the Ctoys G

 FromF OTHER girls and boys

AmSatisfies the kiddies,C with not a penny to pay,

GMove over baby Jesus, Fhes the saviour of the day

C/GSo we can all cGelebrate Christmas this year

AmWont hear a ho ho ho exchange rates still quite low

FBut its not hard to spread that Christmas cheer

C/GHe tried to make it better, he went through all the letters

GMolly wants a dolly and John wants a tank

AmWell thats all good and jolly kids,

Fbut my children there is just no money in the North Pole Bank

Song by Orla Gartland. This is my no means my work - just my idea of how to play the

song :)