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Early in the morning I open up the door

The newspaper laying down on the floor

And I figure out: I am the human of the week

 I am I am the human of the week

 I am I am the human of the week

  human of the week

Going to the bar looking cool as I can be

I get the beer, of couse for free

And the bartender says: You are the human of the week

 You are you are the human of the week

 You are you are the human of the week

human of the week

Everybody likes to kiss me,

So baby come on closer - rollercoaster - rollercoaster

 I am I am the human of the week

 I am I am the human of the week

  human of the week

  human of the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.