Standard (EADGBE)
The empty bottle was half empty, Todd was alone and I was thirsty
We saw her sitting at the bar, you know how some girls are
Always making eyes, but she wasn't making eyes
So I sidled up beside her, settled down and shouted hi there
My names Stewart Ransom Miller, I'm a serial lady killer
She said I'm already dead, and that's exactly what she said
So we tripped, the light's fantastic, we was both made of elastic
Midnight came and midnight went, I thought I was the president
She said do you have a car, I said do I have a car?
What's so great about the barrier reef?
What's so fine about art?
What's so good about a good times plan?
When your workin on a broken workin on a broken workin on a broken man
When your workin on a broken workin on a broken workin on a broken man
My heart wasn't in it, not for one single minute,
I went through the motions with her, her on top and me on liquor
Didn't do no good, but I didn't think it would
What's so great about the barrier reef?
What's so fine about art?
What's so good about a good times plan?
When your workin on a broken, workin on a broken, workin on a broken man
When your workin on a broken, workin on a broken, workin on a broken man