Plus Ones Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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DNo one wants to hGear about your Em97th tGear,

 so dry your eEmyes or let it gGo

 uncried, myA dear. I am all oEmut of love to mGouth into youAr ear, and not abEmove

 letting a lGove song dAisappear before itEm's written. Em G A

  And noD one wants a tuGne about the Em100th luftGballoon that was seen

Emshooting from the wiGndow of your rAoom, to be a sEmpot against the skGy's

 colossalA gloom and land, defEmlated, in some neGighbor state that'sA strewn with

 99 Emothers. Em G A

  Em 8 Chinese brotAhers; well, there's a rDeason why the lAast is smiling wiEmde

 and sitting hGigher than the Aothers,

 swinging his arEmms. G A

DYou would probablGy die before yoEmu shotG up 9 miles high

 Your eyesEm dilated as ligGht played upon the Asight

 OEmf TVC16 as it sGings you goodAnight

 REmelaxed as hellG and locked up in cAell 45

EmI hope you're feeling bettEmer G A

Em51st way to leaveA your lover

 ADdmittedly, it dAoesn't seem to beEm as gentle or as cGlean as all theA others

 EEmven a scars all in the after hours of some Greenpoint bar G A

DI told you, I can't listen, Gbaby, 'bout theEm 4th time you were aG lady

Emand how your foGrthrightness betrayAed a secret shyness

EmStripped away by days of Gbeing hailed as "your Ahighness"

 And what's new Empussycat, as yGou were once a lionAness

EmThey cut your claws oEmut G A

DKitten, not eGveryone's keen Emon lighting candle 1G7,

 the party's dEmone, the cake'sG all gone, the platAes are clean

 The chauffeur's Emnear and from tGhe cheerless mezzanAine

 And in just one Emyear, this straGight world could paAy to see

Emwhat they have been missinEmg G A

EmYou were caught kissing 8 chinese broAthers

 Well, there's a rDeason why the lAast is smiling wiEmde and sitting higGher than the otAhers

EmStaking with charGm A

EmAnd he says, "Lets get lost, let them send out alAarms

EmHe says, "Let's get crossed out and come to Aharm"

Em"Lets make the world's stupidest stand and truAly mean it

EmLets hit the limit of loss over loverA's arms

EmNo, lets exceed it"