Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 I'm sorry I'm not that girl from transformers

 I'm sorry that I cannot fix your car

 I'm sorry that I'm not that into horror

 I'm sorry that I can't throw very far

Pre Chorus:

and yes I've seen that movie 13 times

 and yes that kid show makes me cry

 and if we ended up with matching socks and shoes

 that would be fine

 and yes I do sing one hit wonders in the hallways

 don't you understand that when they paint the doors gray

 80's hits bring back the color

Chorus

and I could change but I'm too tired and I'm just not feeling inspired

 and I'm sorry

so have that girl from English class she's good at sports

 she'll make you laugh

 but wait before you say good bye would you let me apologize

Verse 2

 I'm sorry that my voice is sometimes high pitched

 I'm sorry for those really awkward lines

 I'm sorry that sometimes I just stop talking

 and act things out like I'm some sort of mime

Pre Chorus:

and yes I think that ghosts exist

 and haunted houses make me wish

 that I was somewhere else like in the 50's

 and that you were with me

and yes I am a little lazy

 and JK Rowling does amaze me

 I'd read those books 'til I went crazy

 and you can laugh but it won't phase me

Chorus

and I could change but I'm too tired

 and I'm just not feeling inspired

 and I'm sorry

so have that girl from science class

 she's really smart she's good at math

 but wait before you say goodbye would you let me apologize

Outro

you did things the way you should

 you deserve a girl from Hollywood

 and I don't think you understand that I am kind of stuck the way I am

 and I won't change for you

 no I won't change for you

 and I won't change for you

 no I won't change for you