Standard (EADGBE)

*comes later in the song. I put it up here to save space.

Here are the lyrics with chords. The Bb to Dm/A is the only part that I am not totally

convinced is correct, but I couldn't interpret that spot easily.

Hector Ormanos my favorite boxer

He goes smasho and Every one cheers

He turns big men to whimpering cowards

 Hes so strong and how I adore him.

Change to Ab 2/4:

But Im so weak.

So much so that Im afraid to walk alone down my street

I know Ill never be as brave as Hector Ormano!

(Same Chords as before)

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer

His smile is so white like elephant ivory

Hes so handsome and all of his girlfriends

Are tall and blonde with hourglass curves

(Same Chords As before)

But I don't know many girls

And I certainly dont know any girls like that

Even if I did I wouldn't be as cool as Hector Ormano

Change to Db 2/8(?):

One summer day I was sitting on the bridge

Looking at the water below

When I hear some laughter and a familiar voice

 Coming from down the road.

It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped

 I saw Hector Ormano with some friends

 And as they approached my mind went blank

 As I struggled to find the words

 I was dying to tell him

Ooh

->7

As Hector walked by he picked up a stick

 And threw it at my head

His friends went quiet and Hector said to me

 What are you looking at wimp?

HHHHHEEEECCCTTTTTOOOORRRR!!!!!!

 Back to Bb 4/4:

Hector Ormanos my favorite boxer

Even thought he was mean to me.

My father thinks im a meaningless no one

 Compared to the perfect Hector Ormano