Standard (EADGBE)

x- 1- 3- x- x- x-

x- 3- 2- 1- 3- 0-

0- 3- 0- 3- 2- 2-

2- 2- 0- 3- 0- 2-

3- 1- 0- 3- 1- 1-

1- 1- 3- 1- 0- 0-

Intro

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH Yeah!

Is that my Concorde on a launcher?

Looks good! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

Intro Part 2:

 One, two, three four! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah

 One, two, three four! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah

 One, two, three four! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah

 One, two, three four! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah

Verse #1:

 He's just a slutty little flirt, and sister, he's only going to hurt you

Watch yourself

Ladies, I�m screaming out to you from the depths of this phallocentric

tyranny

 My self-concept is awaiting your invasion

 Clumsy penetration punishment, oh yeah!

When the hope of another wet nightmare is all we have to live for

Chorus #1:

 Can't help it if its true, don't want to be your man, just want to play with you

 Play with you, play with you, play with you, play with you

 I can't help it if its true, don't want to be your man, just want to play with you

 Play with you, play with you, play with you, play with you

Verse #2:

He predicted the 8-bit empire, now he occupies the blur as well

When asking why their kisses are sorrowful, remember the howl of our first verse

(Intro Part 2 again)

And again [shrieks]

Ninjas \

Right /

Chorus #2: (you know what to do)

I can't help it if its true, don't want to be your man, play, play, play, play with you

I can't help it if its true, don't want to be your man, just want to play with you [repeats]