Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Saw her at Go kissing girls, what a shock

 Said, "You must be an artist"

 She muttered her reply

 I was judging her friend as the DJ played a dead jam

No one wants to dance, they're outside

 Smoking cigarettes

Matthew was there, yes

 He gave me the eye, saying, "It doesn't kill to try"

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Then blue lights all around

A|-7-6-4-2

Eva, I'm sorry, but you will never have me

 To me you're just some faggy girl

 And I need a lover with soul power

 And you ain't got no soul power

or:

 She lead me outside to the church with the swing

 There I was, her confessor

 Her come-on made me blush

Was her crush for the night?

Until I screamed:

 "Stop! Hey! You must be aware I'm not alone

 I've got a tigress back at home

 And besides, you wouldn't know what to do with me"

 And under the blue lights you see them gossiping . . .

A|-7-6-4-2

Eva, I'm sorry, but you will never have me

 To me you're just some faggy girl

 And I need a lover with soul power

 And you ain't got no soul power

 No, you ain't got no soul

 You ain't got no soul!