Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

See how we run like pigs from a gun, see how we fly, I'm cryin'

Sitting on a cornflake, I'm waiting for the van to come

Corporation t-shirts, stupid Bloody Tuesday, man you've been a naughty

boy you let your face grow long

 but I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo

Mister city, policeman city, pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how we run, I'm cryin'

 I'm cry...., I'm cryin', I'm cry.....

Yellow mound of custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye

Grab a locker, fish wife, pornographic priestress, man you've been a

naughty girl you let your knickers down

 I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus,

coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo

Sitting in an English Garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come you get your tan from standing in the English rain

 I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus

 coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo

Experts, sexperts, choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you

See how they spy like pigs in the sky, see how they snide, I'm cryin'

Semenela pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguins singing Hare Krishna, man you should have seen him

kicking Edgar Allen Poe

 I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus,

 coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo

coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo

 ca choo....

 A du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a

 du-du-du baw

The rest of the song just repeats: