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I like peanut butter and jelly

I like it best when you smear it on my belly

I like it when my girl licks it off my nuts

 And pukes it up on my chest

 Oh, its the best when she licks it off my chest

 Then she smears it up my ass

 Oh, I love it when she smears it up my big, red hairy ass

 Sometimes I catch her in the rear

 Other times I catch her and I lick her in the ear

 But most of all I like it when she licks that PB and J off my nuts

 And she pukes it up on my chest

 Oh, its the best when she pukes it on my chest

 And licks it off nice

 Sometimes when my friend Jeremy

 Comes over we double team her

 And then we hop in the beemer

 Get in the back and slam her all night long

 With my ten inch schlong

You heard me right folks thats my ten inch schlong

 Now, I'm not gay but I like to get it on with men

 But I also like to get it on

 With female chickens

 Even though they have no skin

 They have pretty feathers

 And sometimes I like to tickle their little, bitty bush

So, that's the end of my song

 But I would like to reiterate the fact that I have a big 10 inch schlong