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I like peanut butter and jelly
I like it best when you smear it on my belly
I like it when my girl licks it off my nuts
And pukes it up on my chest
Oh, its the best when she licks it off my chest
Then she smears it up my ass
Oh, I love it when she smears it up my big, red hairy ass
Sometimes I catch her in the rear
Other times I catch her and I lick her in the ear
But most of all I like it when she licks that PB and J off my nuts
And she pukes it up on my chest
Oh, its the best when she pukes it on my chest
And licks it off nice
Sometimes when my friend Jeremy
Comes over we double team her
And then we hop in the beemer
Get in the back and slam her all night long
With my ten inch schlong
You heard me right folks thats my ten inch schlong
Now, I'm not gay but I like to get it on with men
But I also like to get it on
With female chickens
Even though they have no skin
They have pretty feathers
And sometimes I like to tickle their little, bitty bush
So, that's the end of my song
But I would like to reiterate the fact that I have a big 10 inch schlong