Standard (EADGBE)

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood

They always listen to Mom

They disregard civil disobedience

They'd rather do what they should

 They don't drink or fuck or fight

 They all stay home and read, expand their minds

There's something wrong with the kids in my cul-de-sac

They're always going to church

They dress well and they're speaking articulate

They show each other respect

They're never late, don't smoke or break rules

They all eat right, study hard and like school.

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood...