Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Improv solo

Verse

we wrote this song, it's not too short it's not too long

 it's got backup vocals in just the right places

it's got a few oohs and ahhs and it takes a little pause

just before i sing the second chorus

Chorus

please play this song on the radio

Verse2

almost every line is sung in time and almost every verse ends in a rhyme

only problem we had was writing enough words

ooh ahh...

but that's OK cause the chorus is comin up again now

Chorus

x2)

Another solo

(i don't know it, you can improvise)

Chorus

x2 just bass, x4 with guitar)

(false end)

Verse3

right about this time some shithead will be drawin a fat fuckin line

over the title on the backsleeve, what an asshole!

so mr. DJ i hope you already made your segway

or the FCC is gonna take a shit right on your head

Outro chorus

can't play this song on the radio...