One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

-C5---C5/A ---B5/G---E5---F5---F5---G5/E----|G5

-C5---C5/A----B5/G---Am--F5---F5---G5/E-----|G5

No Chord

CNo sleep 'til C/AFuckneckville,

B/Git's kind of funny you may notAm realize itG until

 phone call Cstop, can't get C/Alaid,

Fyou find out where the parties were somG/Ee time the next Gday

Done way ticket to seclusionF, now your losin'

D F C C/F

  C/open D

one way ticket to alienation, you're an inside joke

 is eFverybody supposed to be impressed with yoGur ability to

 make us feCel less significant than Amyou

Fwe're all chippin' in the purchase you a

Gone way first class tiG/Ecket oGutta toCwn

Repeat Intro : -C5---C5/A ---B5/G---E5---F5---F5---G5/E---G5

pause

 millionCs sold, a megaC/A star,

 there's aB/G million assholes with Amten million Gguitars

 enjoy it nowC, soon it ends, C/A

Fsuddenly you find yourself witG/Ehout any friGends

D F C

  C/E C/open D

one way ticket to isolation no you can hang with you

D F

Dyou've been given a citation for excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness

Fgo ahead keep telling us your fifteen-minute sGtories about

Cwhat you had for breakfast then for luAmnch

Fwe're all chippin' for one big humble pie, we're gonna smaGsh it in your fAmace

Fgo ahead tell us about your last great soldG out concert

  and how your neCw record's gonna top the chAmarts

Fwe don't care 'bout your expenses,

Gwe just wanna have a lG/Eaugh at yGour exCpense

Outro

C---C/A---B/G---E---F---F---G/E---G

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