Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

Chorus

Verse1

There's a place some of us choose to live

Gated community cops can't come in

A neighborhood for punks over the hill

We spend our golden years in Mattersville

We can do whatever we want whenever we please

There's always a keg of beer and a block of cheese

We got charams,pinball,asteroids,

Space invaders,and missile command...

Chorus

(or ?)

We will grow old together

(or ?)

We will play bridge and texas hold 'em

Duane and Stevie Cab they still skateboard

 But most of us lawn bowl and shuffleboard

 We may be getting ripe but we ain't bored

Verse2

We got a blackboard with some rules and laws

Hefe's got an 18 car garage

Most the cars are smashed, but so is spike

Twice a week on karaoke night

Eric Melvin lives next door to me

Limo and the locknecks head security

At the end of my cul de sac

Davey Havok's house is painted black

Chorus

We will grow old and fatter

We got our ville, so what else matters

Trashy, Mod, and Kath are staying up

Nathan, Matt, and Dad are passing out

 When California cracks we're goin' down