Standard (EADGBE)

 He's no the white fragile hippie

He looks and acts more like an indignant Ice-T

Jesus Christ is coming back

 He wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass

Superstar, The Passion Of

 He wants his money, not your love

He's been kickin' 2000 years

He's fixed a lot of sports

and drank a million beers

Some ecstacy, a thin white line

He says designer drugs beat the hell out of whine

Jesus Christ on vacation

 Spreading mass sacreligion

"Sex and drugs, we abstain"

 He thinks christians are insane

They don't know love,

 they know fear and moral hauteur

Scare tactics I never taught

 " If you're gonna look to me,

 better get rose colored shades,