13 Stitches Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Tenacious C

Gthe first time i saw Amthe descendents, Cthey were the fastest band i'd ever Gseen

Gno one in the crowd really Amcared for them, we were Cwaiting for The Ally Cats to Gplay

Dafter a couple months i heard KEmabuki Girl, onC Rodney On The Roq late sundayG night

 that was Denough for me, i hopped the Embus to Licorice PizzaC and baught my all time Dfavorite record

Gthe next time i went to the Amwhiskey, it was CDOA with Millions of Dead GCops

Gthe latter band played faster than i Amcould believe

 but the Csongs sounded the same and kinda Gsucked

 'cept DJohn Wayne was a EmNazi, Cand Joey Shithead was a Ddrunk

 then DJohn Macias beat some Emhippie to a pulp, cuz Chaving long hair was a Dmistake

(TRUMPET SOLO)

Gthe third time i went to the Amhospital, Ci needed 13 stitches in my Ghead

Gi managed to catch about 6 Amsongs of Ill Repute, Cthen some suicidal threw me into a Gpost

Dmy girlfriend started to cry Emcuz we had to leave Cbefore DRI played 50 lousy Dsongs

Dmy blood stained shirt smelled of Emclove cigarettes

 but it Csure looked pretty cool after a Dwash