Standard (EADGBE)

Oh, and when will our heartbeats fall into two lines

 And the click-clack of our boot heels beat out the same time

 Oh, and when will your hand find itself in mine?

 Oh, and when will your hand find itself in mine?

 And though I don't know your real name

 Your real age, or your shoe size

 I will leave this bedroom chair

 And this keyboard behind

 And I will love you in reality and dreams

 And I will love you in reality and dreams

(Repeat this pattern for all verses and choruses)

And though it kills me to know

That when we are through

You go to your real lover

Who'll put real kisses on you

Oh well, an ex is about the best that I can do

Oh well, an ex is about the best that I can do

And so this lonely, lonely hull

Has no use left for living

After finding her love

In a heart so unpermitting

And I will die and never ever hold your hand

And I will die and never ever hold your hand

 But I'll kiss my lips and I'll blow it to you

 It'll be the last thing that I ever do

 And wherever you go and whatever you do

 There's a man underground that will always love you

 Oh, wherever you go and whatever you do

 There's a man underground that will always love you

Oh, wherever you go and whatever you do

 There's a man underground that will always love you