Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

You and your museum of lovers

 The precious collection you've housed in your covers

 My simpleness threatened by my own admission

 And the bags are much too heavy

In my insecure condition

My pregnant mind is fat full with envy again

Chorus 1

 But I still love to wash in your old bathwater

Love to think that you couldn't love another

I can't help it

you're my kind of man

Filler: Em Em Am Am Am ---> x2

Verse 2

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Wanted and adored by attractive women

Bountiful selection at your discretion

I know I'm diving into my own destruction

So why do we choose the boys that are naughty?

I don't fit in so why do you want me?

And I know I can't tame you…but I just keep trying

Chorus 2

 'Cause I love to wash in your old bathwater

Love to think that you couldn't love another

On your list with all your other women

 But I still love to wash in your old bathwater

 You make me feel like I couldn't love another

I can't help it…you’re my kind of man

Bridge

C C Am Am Am ---> x4

Em Em Am Am Am ---> x2

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Why do the good girls always want the bad boys?

Em Em Am Am Am ---> x2

Verse 3

 So I pacify problems with kisses and cuddles

 Diligently doubtful through all kinds of trouble

 Then I find myself choking on all my contradictions

Chorus 3

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'Cause I still love to wash in your old bathwater

Love to think that you couldn't love another

Share a toothbrush…you’re my kind of man

I still love to wash in your old bathwater

Make me feel like I couldn't love another

I can't help it…you're my kind of man

Outro

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 No I can't help myself

 I can't help myself

 I still love to wash in your old bathwater