Standard (EADGBE)

Mom and Dad went to a show

They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's

I kicked and screamed,

"Please don't go"

Chorus

Gramma take me home (8x)

I had to eat my dinner there

Mashed potatoes and stuff that I

Couldn't chew my meat too good

Chorus

They said if I couldn't stop cryin'

To go outside and rot and die (?)

That's what I did, I kicked the door

Chorus

After dinner I had ice cream

I fell asleep and watched TV

I woke up in my mother's arms

Chorus

20x)