Die Laughing Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

D, A, G, G x 2

 He's the Dwasp in the Ajam, he's the Gdad at the party

 The Dtrash in the Abeauty Gspot

 He's the Dcloud in the Asky, he's the Gfly in the ointment

 The Dnail in the Aparking Glot

 Let's Ggive the man a Dhug then Aput him out to Ggrass

 Feel Gsorry for the Dbug, the Aone that's up his Gass

 We're Gpulling out the Dplug, we're Aturning on the Ggas

 We're turning on theA gas

 And he Bmdon't like Gsunshine and he Ddon't like Em7icecream

 And he Adon't like GSundays and he Ddon't like Emdancing

 Yeah he Ddon't like Gdancing

 He's the Dfrog in the Athroat, he's the Gspot on the forehead

 The Dcrack in the Awindow Gpane

 He's the Dleak in the Aboat, he's the Gweed in the rosebed

 The Dtruck in the Aoutside Glane

 So Gget the kids Dalong and Afill 'em up with Glove

 Then Gsing a happy Dsong yeah, Areally piss him Goff

 Cos Geverything is Dwrong and Anothing's good eGnough

 It won't be good eAnough

 And he Bmdon't like Gsunshine and he Ddon't like Em7icecream

 And he Adon't like GSundays and he Ddon't like Emdancing

 And he Bmdon't like Gyour face and he Dwon't die Emlaughing

Instr: A, Asus4 x 2

D, A, G, G x 2

 So Gchuck it and Drun, he'll Aonly make you Gmad

 Just Ggo and have some Dfun, the Abest you've ever Ghad

 And say "GShoot me with a Dgun if I Aever get like Gthat

 Please don't let me Aget like that"

 Instr: Bm, G, D, Em7, A, G,

D Em

 And he Bmdon't like Gsunshine and he Ddon't like Em7icecream

 And he Adon't like GSundays and he Ddon't like Emdancing

 And he Bmdon't like Gyour face and he Dwon't die Emlaughing

Instr: A, Asus4 x 3

c, F (repeat to fade)