Capo 4th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

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Verse 1

I, I'm good at wasting time

 I think lyrics need to rhyme

And you're not asking

 But I'm trying to grow a moustache

 I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please

 And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla

 Otherwise it smells like feet to me

And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail

 And I love you when you say my na-a-a-a-ame

Chorus

If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you this

 The part of me that'll show if you're close

Gonna let you see

everything

 But remember that you asked for it

 I'll try to do my best to impress

But it's easier

 to let you take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear

 what lives in my brain

 My heart, will you ask for it,

 for your perusing?

 At times confusing,

slightly amusing

Introducing me

Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to

Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to

La la la la

La la la la la la la la, da

Verse 2

(speed up the song a lot)

 I never trust a dog to watch my food

 And I like to use to the word "dude"

 As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective

 And I've never really been into cars

 I like really cool guitars and superheroes

 And checks with lots of zeros on 'em

 I love the sound of violins

 And making someone smi-i-i-i-ile

Chorus

If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you this

 The part of me that'll show if you're close

Gonna let you see

everything

 But remember that you asked for it

 I'll try to do my best to impress

But it's easier

 to let you take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear

 what lives in my brain

 My heart, will you ask for it,

 for your perusing?

 At times confusing,

slightly amusing

Introducing me

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to

 So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-i-ime

Chorus

If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you this

 The part of me that'll show if you're close

Gonna let you see

everything

 But remember that you asked for it

 I'll try to do my best to impress

But it's easier

 to let you take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear

 what lives in my brain

 My heart, will you ask for it,

 for your perusing?

 At times confusing,

slightly amusing

Introducing me

Outro

Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to

Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to

Do do do doo

Introducing me