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Intro

Verse 1

 I sit down.. at my computer to see

what you have done so far today

 it's just nice to see reality

It's just a cool family

Being good to each other

Bridge

 I'm so tired of terrible people

 Being admired for being terrible people

 but your beard is awesome

 and your kids are awesome

 and your wife is hotter than expected, and awesome!

Chorus

 Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh!

Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!

Intro

Verse 2

 You've become an adjective of you own

that means something between extra large and awesome

"Dude, check out this Shay-stuffed pretzel, Whoa!"

Bridge

 I'm so tired of terrible people

 Being admired for being terrible people

 you a regular guy

 but you try

 to be something we all can be

Chorus

 Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh!

Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!

Outro