My Right Hand Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

  C - play C once

C- palm mute C

CI'm in love with my right hFand

 Ohh Cyeah

CHe is always there, when i need a 5 minute friFend

 Ohh Cyeah G

 And i can speed myself uAmp

 Slow myself dowFn

 As long as there's nCo oCne elGse Ga-rCounCd

 It's just Amme and my adult DVFD

(power chords)

G♯And i can freeze the frame at Gmy favorite part

 AndG♯ pretend the the actress Gis here

 I canG♯ pretend that MandA♯y MammarieG♯s is hereC with me

Then repeat

The rest of the lyrics

I like to call myself up on the phone tell me how pretty I look today. Cause I know I'm

a sure thing.

I buy myself a dozen roses, open a bottle of wine, and turn the light down low, and then

I start to do my thing.

And I can talk to myself in a deep sexy voice, or I can let out an animal noise (meow)

cause it's just me, I got my privacy.

And I can stop right before I explode, or let it go and wait 'til I reload, but either

way I'm gonna love me all night long.

I catch myself in the mirror, I say god damn I like what I see, I can't have another

girlfriend, cause that would just be cheating on me...