Monday Zombie Blues Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

G Dm

GWell, I hang my head

DmAs I hobble around,G Dm

GSnacking on brains

DmIn this lonley townG, Dm

G'Cause I ate my family

DmAnd I chewed my friGenDmds...

GYeah, I ain't gonna die,

 But I'll FneverA feelG alive again.

G(ZDmombie raGp,F lAetG's go!)G Dm G F A G G Dm G F A G

Life's tough, man,

It;s damn mean...

I can't use my Pantene

Pro-V on my hair

Or my hand cream,

Because my hands got gangrene.

I've got cramps in my limbs and phalanges.

Those are fingers you dumbdumb,

I'm angry!

'Cause my life is a walking nightmare,

I've got 99 problems and 14 are banshees!

Hamburger sized black moles,

My canker sores look like black holes,

My sack tends to dangle and shrivel and fall off,

My skin's like a singed pterodactyl's.

But... I've still got my baby;

She's got rabies.

I love her.

She's crazy.

My baby eats babies and ladies...

Who snack on fresh babies

Make great zombie ladies!

Repeat Chorus

Aww - break it down!

G Mute Mute Mute (4x)

GYeah, I ain't gonna die,

 But I'll nevFer feel Aalive agGain. Dm

GSaid, I ain't gonna die,

 But I'll nevFer feel Aalive agGain. Dm(Woo-hoo),

GAww, I ain't gonna die,

 But I'll nevFer feel Aalive agGain. Dm

GYes, I ain't gonna die,

 But I'll nevFer feel Aalive agGain. Dm

Mmm... Babies...

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