Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(Repeat 4x)

When you come back again

 Would you bring me something from the fridge?

 Heard a rumour that the end is near

 but I just got comfortable here.

Sigh.

Let's be blunt.

 I'm a little distracted.

What do you want?

Headaches and bad faith

 are all that I've got.

 First I misplaced the ending

 then I lost the plot.

Out among the free-range sheep

 While the big birds sharped their claws.

 For a time we stuck with the shepherd

 but you wouldn't play Santa Claus.

Sigh.

Let's be blunt.

We're a little distracted.

What do you want?

Once we could follow,

now we cannot.

 You would not fit our image,

 so we lost the plot.

Once we could hear you,

 now our senses are shot.

 We've forgotten our first love

 We have lost the plot.

Lost the plot.

Interlude

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 (Basically just repeatedly: )

(This next part may not be quite right, I just did it quickly)

When I saw you for the first time

 You were hanging with a thief

 And I knew my hands were dirty,

and I dropped my gaze.

Then you said I was forgiven

 and you welcomed me with laughter

 I was happy ever after

I was counting the days

 when you'd come back again.

We'll be waiting for you

When you comin' again?

We'll be ready for you

Maybe we'll wake up when...

Maybe we'll wake up when

you come back again.

Lies.

Let's be blunt.

 We're a little unfaithful.

What do you want?

Are you still listening?

 'Cause we're obviously not.

 We've forgotten our first love.

 We have lost the plot.

 And why are you still calling?

 You forgave, we forgot.

 We're such experts at stalling

 that we've lost the plot

lost the plot... lost the plot... lost the plot.

When you come back again

 Would you bring me something from the fridge?

 Heard a rumour that the end is near

 but I just got comfortable here.