Real Late Starter Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

BmI woke up late today

EActually I do that everyday

AmGot no place to be seen

I’m not part of a scene

GI’m a genius loser

 Keeping counsel with my own opinion Bm

 President of the state thatE I’m in

 Should I just sAmtay in bed?

Should I live in my head?

 Oh GoGd so many questions to ask

Oh you could call me lazy

I think of it as taking my time

‘Cos I don’t want to do what I don’t want to do

I’m the queen refusenik

Chorus

 But - oh Bmmy God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine E

 But I’m a real Clate starter G

 So I’m makinDg up for lost time A

BmOh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now E

 But I’m so pColite – IG do it all of the tDime A

 I missed my callingC in life G

BmOh well.

Day by day I wonder

If I will be torn asunder

By these things that I know that nobody else knows

Or maybe it’s the drinking

I guess we should consult a Bible

Everybody needs a sign - or

Bless the birds and the bees

The flowers and trees

And blessed be the slacker

Chorus

But - oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine

But I’m a real late starter

So I’m making up for lost time

Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now

But I’m so polite – I do this all of the time

I missed my calling in life

 And youE must be having a laugh G

 OEh God – you’re having a laugh G

DNo point in worryiAmng if my day&acGute;s a disaster

DInside my littleAm head I’m happy everG after

 Yes I am F♯

Chorus

Oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine

But I’m a real late starter

So I’m making up for lost time

Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now

But I’m so polite

I missed my calling in life

Chorus

Oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine

But I’m a real late starter

So I’m making up for lost time

Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now

But I’m so polite – I do this all of the time

I missed my calling in life

Oooh – what of my life?

Yeah well.