Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 Oh good Lord above, i'm immune to the love of a good man

 I go for the suckers, the mean motherfuckers I can't resist.

 If I should get bitten. As long as he's smitten I understand

 That pain comes with pleaure, such bittersweet treasure cannot be missed.

So how can you help me now?

I can't help myself....

(i'm really REALLY unsure about this, the only bit that sounds right is the first G#...)

 I go on and jump, give it a try

 Checking the parachute, see if it flies.

 Oh if I should break my neck I never bruise....

I go on and just, give it a try

Don't call the ambulance, i'm still alive

And if I should break my neck i'll make the news.

(as you can see i have absolutely no clue whatsoever!)