Ive Got A Boner For Christmas Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

CMend up your sCtocking hole

CCause this lump ain't mCade of coal

DI've got a boCner for ChrGistmas

CCranberry sauce, green bCeans and muffins

CYou be the turkey and IC'm the stuffing

DI've got a bConer for ChrGistmas

Chorus

 Singin' jCoy to the woGrld!

 To eCach and every gGirl

 To aC-all of your giDrls

 O-Coooh Go!

 ODooh, oCooh, ooGooh

Verse 2

Hang up your christmas stockin

And let me put my cock in

I've got a boner for Christmas

All year you've been in a rut

This time let's do it in the butt

I've got a boner for Christmas

Chorus

 Singing jCoy to the woGrld.

 To eCach and every gGirl.

 To a-aCll of your giDrls

 O-oooCh.

 I've got a boner D

 O-oCooh

 For ChriGstmas