Standard (EADGBE)

(after first time)

waaaaaaaahhhh

(verse 1)

(M)

 ya she shes bustin out

 put the suitcase in the pinnow

(N)

 and get the hell out of ohio

(chorus)

 she gets on that great highway

 doesnt want to be anywhere

 shes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh

 shes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh

(verse 2)

(M)

 ya he hes got a master plan

 ya hes gonna make a fortune

(N)

 panning gold out of a bottle of gold slegger

shot by shot by shot

(chorus)

 he gets on that great highway

 doesnt want to be anywhere

 hes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh

 hes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark

(bridge)

 she lays down in the grass

 on strawberry hill

 he is there

 smelling like nicotine and peanut butter

you gotta love her

she doesnt wanna change this time

theres a hunger in her soul

 for tater tot casserole

 with the crispy on the outside oh oh oh

(chorus)

 she gets on that great highway

 doesnt want to be anywhere

 shes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh

 shes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh

(ending)

 i hate this world this stupid world this screwed up world