Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Play once

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There's a rich boy

 But he doesn't spend

 He just drinks his Poland Spring

 He's a quick boy walkin' round the bend

 Or at home alone reading

 And he tries to do good

 And he tries to do riiii-eeeght

 So he does what he should

 But he's got to subscriiiii-ieebe

 To the rules of the tribe

[silence]

Now you're playin' for the team

 Everybody loves to love a winner

[silence]

And you're bustin' the beguine

 Everybody knows you're no beginner

 But ah the bums say oooo-oh

Things ain't what they seem

 You're the respectable member of society

 But you don't have nothin' on me

 You got your east side certified pedigree

 But you won't have nothin' you'll see

 Because I warned youuuuu

 They would scorn yoouuuu

 But you never did a thing

[silence]

When you go in for the kill

 Everybody wants to make it happen

[silence]

And you make a hundred mil

 Everybody wants to scratch your back then

 But ah the freaks say ooo-oh

Things ain't what they seem

 You're the respectable member of society

 But you don't have nothin' on me

 You gotcha uppercrust dinner tux sanctimony

 But you won't have nothin' you'll see

 Because I told yooouuu

 They would mold yooouu

 But you never did a thing