Standard (EADGBE)

 I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I've got speed, I've got everything I need.

 I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I couldn't fly, I'm a supersonic guy

 I don't need pleasure, I don't feel pain, if you were to knock me down, I'd just get up again

 I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I'm making out, I'm all about

 I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face

 My natural exuberance spills out all over the place

 I'm the urban spaceman, I'm intelligent and clean, know what I mean

 I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none, it's a lot of fun

 I never let my friends down, I've made a boop

 I'm a glossy magazine, an advert on the tube

 I'm the urban spaceman, baby, here comes the twist

I don't exist.