The Man In The Santa Suit Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

E

Esus4

A

B

D

Notes: It sounds like neil plucks the E string before strumming the E, then hits

the Esus on the upstroke. I can't wait to

get the real tabs though cause there's a second guitar on this song that's doing

some cool picking which I could only figure

out a little bit of.

Intro

E Esus4 E Esus4 E Esus4 E Esus4

 At the Ekoc Esus4local 31E3

 Theres a Afat man standing by the Bsoda machine

 And he Aknows, he knows, he Bknows

 Life can be Efunny Esus4 E Esus4 E Esus4 E Esus4

 He calls the Ehair salon Esus4says put lEoretta on

 Cause the Amall just called and said the Blast guys gone

 And I Aknow, I know, God Bknows

 We need the Emoney Esus4 E Esus4 E Esus4 E Esus4

 And hes a Abig red Echerry

 But its Ahard to be Emerry

 When the Akids are all Elaughing

 Saying Dhey its Jerry GarAcia

 Aint he Bcute?

 The man in the santa suEitEsus4 E Esus4 E Esus4 E Esus4

(Repeat chords for rest of song)

And all the moms in town they bring their brats around

But they cant sit still or keep their rootbeer down

Now its up, hey how bout that

It looks like a milkshake

Now Jimmys grown this year says mommy quick come here

Santas sweaty and he smells like beer

And he says, kid shut your mouth

You give me a headache

And hes jolly and hairy

But its hard to be merry

When the guys at the bar say he looks like a fairy, but hes doing it

Just for the loot

The man in the santa suit

At the koc local 313

Theres a fat man standing by the soda machine

And he knows, he knows, he knows

Life can be funny