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 Well if no one ever marries me

 And I don't see why they should

Nurse says I'm not pretty

 And you know I'm seldom good, seldom good

 Well if no one ever marries me

 I shan't mind very much

 I'll buy a squirrel in a cage

 And a little rabbit-hutch

 If no one marries me

 If no one marries me

 If no one marries me

 If no one marries me

 Well if no one marries me

I'll have a cottage near a wood

 And a pony all my own

 A little lamb quite clean and tame

 That I can take to town

When I'm really getting old

 At twenty-eight or nine

 I'll buy myself a little orphan-girl

 And bring her up as mine

 If no one marries me

 If no one marries me

 If no one marries me

 No one marries me

 Well if no one marries me

Marries me

 Well if no one marries me

Marries me

 Well if no one marries me