Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

Nintendo machines in hospitals are always broken

 Chewing jay cloths relieves the pain from mouth ulcers

 I've got a crush on a girl

 But I'm gonna have to work on that

 They say that being in the army makes you hard

 But I don't know about that

Ice cream blender, pocket money spender

 Off-chart behaviour, granulated banana flavour

Chorus

Let's play nurses and doctors

 Until the real nurses and doctors catch us shouting curses

 Playing in boxes until the real nurses and doctors come

I used to have a little bag of hair

 And wish it was my hair

 My Dad would bring me Airfix fighters

 The glue would get all over the bed

At my fingertips enough morphine to put me in that jet

A 4am that little red button was all I had left

Ice cream blender, pocket money spender

 Off-chart behaviour, granulated banana flavour

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Let's play nurses and doctors

 Until the real nurses and doctors catch us shouting curses

 Playing in boxes until the real nurses and doctors come...