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Agnes it all ended up in tears

 Well we were an odd couple you and I

 In our strange and original attire

 I thought, I thought it was love at first sight

 My mother, my mother, she shivered with spite

 Well I couldn't tell if you were boy or girl

 My mind was in such a swirl

Alas, Oh Agnes

 I still adore you, oh Agnes

Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes

Agnes it all ended up in tears

 But you still have your souvenirs

 You've got scars from head to toe

 It's getting hard to tell your friends from foe

(But they are the same as the first verse)

Well, you picked me up at the station

After my backstreet operation

You broke me, you broke the painful news

You dumped me, you dumped me for a pretty young muse D

 So the lessons they are there to learn

 My scars are caused by cigarette burns

Alas, Oh Agnes

 I still adore you, oh Agnes

Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes

Oh Agnes I adore you

Oh Agnes I adore you

Oh Agnes I adore you

Oh Agnes I still adore you

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