Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Well, 3-2-1 We came to fuck

Everybody party 'til the gasman comes

Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun

 And get a parking violation on La Brea 'til it's done

Hair back, collar up, jet black, so cool!

 Sing it like the kids that are mean to you (c'mon!)

Pre Chorus

When you wanna be a movie star (c'mon!)

Play the game and take a band real far (c'mon!)

Play it right and drive a Volvo car (c'mon!)

 Pick a fight at an airport bar

Chorus

 The kids don't care if you're alright, honey

 Pills don't help but it sure is funny

 Gimme gimme some of that vampire money, c'mon!

Oh you look like somebody I used to love

3-2-1 we got the bomb

Everybody hurry 'til the taxman comes

 Glimmer like Bolan in the morning sun

 And get your finger on the trigger

Tap the barrel of the a gun

 Hair back, motherfucker!

 Jet black, so cool

 Sing it like the kids that are mean to you (c'mon!)

When you wanna be a movie star (c'mon!)

Play the game and take a band real far (c'mon!)

Play it right and drive a Volvo car (c'mon!)

 Pick a fight at an airport bar

 The kids don't care if you're alright, honey

 Pills don't help but it sure is funny

 Gimme gimme some of that vampire money, c'mon!

1,2,3,4!

Solo

Well, 3-2-1 We came to fuck

Everybody party 'til the gasman comes

Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun

 And get a parking violation on La Brea 'til it's done

Hair back, collar up, jet black, so cool!

 Sing it like the kids that are mean to you (c'mon!)

When you wanna be a movie star (c'mon!)

Play the game and take a band real far (c'mon!)

Play it right and drive a Volvo car (c'mon!)

 Pick a fight at an airport bar

 The kids don't care if you're alright, honey

 Pills don't help but it sure is funny

 Gimme gimme some of that vampire money, c'mon!

C'mon!