Dead! Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

GAnd if your heart stops beating

DI'll be here wondering

 Did you gEmet what you deseCrve?

 The ending of your lGife and if you get to heaven

DI'll be here waiting, babe

 Did you gEmet what you deserve? C

 The end, and if yourAm life wont wait

 Then your Cheart can't Dtake this

 HGave you heard the newsD that you're dead?

 NoC one ever had much nice to say

 I thinkD they never liked youD7 anyway

 OGh take me from the hoDspital bed

 WouldCn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.

 And woDuldn't it be great

 If Dsus2we were deaGd?

 Ohh dGead.

GTongue-tied and oh so squeamish

DYou never fell in love

 Did yEmou get what you deservCe?

 The ending of your Glife

 And if you get Gto heaven

 I'll Dbe here waiting, babe

 Did yEmou get what you desCerve?

 The end, and if your lifeAm won't wait

 Then yourC heart can't Dtake this

 HGave you heard the Dnews that you're dead?

 NoC one ever had much nice to say

 I thinkD they never likeD7d you anyway

 OGh take me from the hoDspital bed

 WouldCn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?

 And wouldnD't it be great

 If Dsus2we were dead?

Bridge

 AAmnd in my honest observCation

 During this opAmeration

 Found a complicatCion Gin your heartD

 So long, 'cause nAmow you've goCt (now youG've got) D

 Maybe justEm 2 weeks to live

 Is that the moEmst the both of you can giveD?

 Adlib: G D Em C

One, two, one two three four!

GLA LA LA LA LA!

DLA LA LA LA LA LA!

 LCA LA LA LA LA LDA LA!

Well come on,

 LGA LA LA LA LA!

 LDA LA LA LA LA LA!

 LA CLA LA LA LA LA DLA!

Oh motherfucker,

 If liGfe ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)

 ThDen why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)

 If liCfe ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)

 Then why aDre we laughing?

 If life ain'tG just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)

 Then whyD are we laughing? (LA LA LA LAC LA LA!)

 If life ain't just a jokDe (LA LA LA LA LA!)

 Then why am I deadG?

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