Standard (EADGBE)

Bangkok, Oriental setting

 And the city don't know that the city is getting

The creme de la creme of the chess world in a

Show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute

 Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it

All change -- don't you know that when you

Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland -- or the Philippines -- or Hastings -- or --

 or this place!

1st Chorus:

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster

 The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free

You'll find a god in every gol-den cloister

 And if you're lucky then the god's a she

I can feel an angel sliding up to me

2nd Verse:

One town's very like another

When your head's down over your pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity

To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --

Tea, girls, warm, sweet

Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist

Whose every move's among the purest

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

2nd Chorus:

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble

 Not much between despair and ecstasy

One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble

 Can't be too careful with your company

 I can feel the devil walking next to me

Solo

A7 for 8 bars

3rd Verse:

 Siam's gonna be the witness | only played on 2nd rotation

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 To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness| ||: | |

 This grips me more than would a | | | :|| A7b9|

Muddy old river or reclining Buddha | Synths plays this for the 3rd verse

And thank God I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --

I don't see you guys rating

The kind of mate I'm contemplating

I'd let you watch, I would invite you

 But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage

 parlours

3rd Chorus:

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster

 The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free

You'll find a god in every gol-den cloister

 A little flesh, a little histo-ry

 I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble

 Not much between despair and ecstasy

One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble

 Can't be too careful with your company

 I can feel the devil walking next to me

A7b9 is from down to up: A(bass),G(7th),Bb(b9),C# and E, if anyone is wondering.