Standard (EADGBE)

asexual, far from intellectual

fashion stealer, free-wheeler

bats her eyes to cover up her lies

 she's a sucker upper, starfucker

sucker upper, starfucker

 and i'm gonna blow her cover

 my friend, my friend saw you in a coffee shop

 she thought you were cute, she thought you were hot

 but i thought not

she's trash, she's pretty

 she's good enough to do

 but we got bored

 now everyone's over you

asexual, far from intellectual

fashion stealer, free-wheeler

bats her eyes to cover up her lies

 she's a sucker upper, starfucker

sucker upper, starfucker

 and i'm gonna blow her cover hey hey yay hey hey yay

fix it, strap it

wrap it around your arm

 so you won't forget

 when you're gone

 so long! whoo!