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Intro
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She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet theres one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son name of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary a one with a like tongue to wean him from himself
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Jacob Dumb
you wean from yourself
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And Jacob Dumb he'd sit with us on our pineboard each night
Mumbled out the songs I sang; he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thigh, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don't live your name Dumb
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Jacob Dumb
Well don't live your name
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Our porch became a teeter totter
When Jacob came down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
And Jacob Dumb
Well you are my shame
You are my shame
You are my shame
You are my shame
You are my shame
You are my shame
We lost again
We lost again
She gives him head and heroin and now he's truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his father's heart though the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife, my black tar vice, but don't take from me...
Child, don't take my songs
Don't take my songs
Outro
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