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Where is my heart girl

Where is my heart

Did you throw it in a blender

Or throw it beneath the car

Did you give it to a doctor

To dissect apart

I'm not joking anymore, girl

D G --

Where is...... my heart

x2

(Now strum a lot!)

Oh, where is my heart, girl

Where is my heart

Did you throw it in a blender

Or throw it beneath the car

Did you give it to a doctor

To dissect apart

I'm not joking anymore, girl

Where is my heart

Oh where are my ears, girl

Where are my ears

Did you go ahead and shave them off

When you shaved off my beard

You know that without them

My head looks kinda weird

I'm not joking anymore, girl

Where are my ears

Oh where is my heart now

Where is my heart

Did you throw it in a blender

Or throw it beneath the car

Did you give it to a doctor

To dissect apart

I'm not joking anymore, girl

Where is my heart

Where is my tongue, girl

Where is my tongue

Did you go ahead and suck it out

When you sucked out my lungs

I know that without it

My songs cannot be sung

I'm not joking anymore, girl

Where is my tongue

Beers, browns, and banjos

Is that all I'll leave

I looked up to the sky and I

Got down on my knees

Oh lord for Christmas won't you

Find me a wife

I'll play her my banjo

She'll give me...... a life!

Oh, where is my heart, girl

Where is my heart

Did you throw it in a blender

Or throw it beneath the car

Give it to a doctor

To dissect apart

I'm not joking anymore, girl

(start to slow) --

Where is..... my heart!!!