Standard (EADGBE)
Where is my heart girl
Where is my heart
Did you throw it in a blender
Or throw it beneath the car
Did you give it to a doctor
To dissect apart
I'm not joking anymore, girl
D G --
Where is...... my heart
x2
(Now strum a lot!)
Oh, where is my heart, girl
Where is my heart
Did you throw it in a blender
Or throw it beneath the car
Did you give it to a doctor
To dissect apart
I'm not joking anymore, girl
Where is my heart
Oh where are my ears, girl
Where are my ears
Did you go ahead and shave them off
When you shaved off my beard
You know that without them
My head looks kinda weird
I'm not joking anymore, girl
Where are my ears
Oh where is my heart now
Where is my heart
Did you throw it in a blender
Or throw it beneath the car
Did you give it to a doctor
To dissect apart
I'm not joking anymore, girl
Where is my heart
Where is my tongue, girl
Where is my tongue
Did you go ahead and suck it out
When you sucked out my lungs
I know that without it
My songs cannot be sung
I'm not joking anymore, girl
Where is my tongue
Beers, browns, and banjos
Is that all I'll leave
I looked up to the sky and I
Got down on my knees
Oh lord for Christmas won't you
Find me a wife
I'll play her my banjo
She'll give me...... a life!
Oh, where is my heart, girl
Where is my heart
Did you throw it in a blender
Or throw it beneath the car
Give it to a doctor
To dissect apart
I'm not joking anymore, girl
(start to slow) --
Where is..... my heart!!!