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you must try to lead a good life

 you must do unto others

 as you would have them do

so that when you die

 you'll find golden boy peanuts

waiting in the afterlife for you

there are no pan-Asian supermarkets

down in hell

 so you can't buy golden boy peanuts

there are no pan-Asian supermarkets

down in hell

 so you can't buy golden boy peanuts

(same as verse above)

if thine enemy oppresses you

you must

let him oppress you some more

so that when you go shopping in paradise

you'll find those magnificent peanuts

from Singapore

 with the drawing of the

 young Chinese farmer

eastern sun behind him

 smiling at you from the shelves

 if we want to spend eternity in happiness

 we are going to have to watch ourselves

 you must give to the march of dimes

you must be on guard against wickedness

 at all times and you will find that your efforts

 have brought you great joy when your

 spirit is munching on that golden boy

there are no pan-Asian supermarkets

down in hell

so you can't buy golden boy peanuts there

but the streets of heaven are lined with shells

and there's billboards of the golden boy everywhere

there are no pan-Asian supermarkets

down in hell

so you can't buy golden boy peanuts

there are no pan-Asian supermarkets

down in hell

so you can't buy golden boy peanuts