Standard (EADGBE)

they're gonna find intelligent life up there on the moon

and the canterbury tales will shoot up to the top of the best seller list

and stay there for 27 weeks

and the chicago cubs will beat every team in the league

 and the tampa bay bucs will make it all the way to January

and i will love you again

i will love you, like i used to

i will love you again

i will love you, like i used to

the stars are gonna spell out the answers to tommorow's crosswords

and the phillips corporation will admit that they've made an awful mistake

and bill gates will single handedly spearhead

the heaven seventeen revival

and the chicago cubs will beat every team in the league

 and the tampa bay bucs will take it all the way to the top

and i will love you again

i will love you, like i used to

and i will love you again

i will love you, like i used to

outro the same as intro, but with more chutzpah