Standard (EADGBE)

Smoke and mirrors and everything nice

 I wasn't married to the weekend, I was banging on the back-end

Kamakazi and Miami Vice, she shook a few of my favorite things

Like cloak and dagger, So Seabury Quinn

 I couldn't keep it all together, I was spooking in the end zone

Arigato, go-go gadget arms, she only took me for 10,000 yen

It's like a bad dream, something from the back of a magazine

Black and white and cheaply put together like a slasher film

 I'm torn in opposite directions, the plot sucks but the killings are gorgeous

  Goddamn these killings are gorgeous

Darkened Corners at every bend, I wasn't sucking down the poison

 I was working on the QT

Shaky shaky, all over the world, she tried to cartwheel at every turn

The creepy crawlies, a case of revenge, I had the martyrs that I bartered

 From the barons to the bandoleers

Karaoke, her feminine flaw, I had a feeling this was not the end

Repeat Chorus.

Cave in, cave out

Nothing but nervous doubt

Waiting for the big bang to get me

Waiting for the big bang...

Wrapped in plastic, we all get the ends

 She had to take it to the majors, couldn't keep it on the down low

Silly rabbit, good grief, tambien

 Another stiff at the scene of the crime

Chorus repeats and that's it! Any comments and ratings would be appreciated.

P.S. Second and third chorus add these lyrics

And like a nightmare covering the tracks that had brought you there

Paranoid and frozen in the heathers