Verbatim Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

DmI wear women's Emunderwear

 And then I Amgo to strike a pose in my Ffull length mirror

Dm I cross my legs just Emlike a queer

 But my Amlibido is strong when a Flady is near, ya

Dm What defines a Emstraight man straight?

 Is it the Amboxer in the briefs or a Ftwelve ounce steak?

Dm I'll tell you what a Emwoman loves most

 It's a Amman who can slap bCut can also stroke

DmGoin' in the wind is an Emeddy of the truth and it'sAm naked

 It's verFbatim and it's Emshakin'

DmNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Em no, no, no more getting' Amelated

 No more Flistless inviEmtations Em

DmI live by a Emhospital

 And every Amday I go out walking past its Fsickly windows

DmI see people Emdying there

 But my Amtender age makes it Fhard to care

DmIncinerator and a Embig smoke stack

 It's a Amphallic symbol and it Fmakes me laugh *ha*

Dm All I need is a Emheart attack

 C'mon, Amhumble my bonesC with a Cardiac

DmGoin' in the wind is an Emeddy of the truth and it'sAm naked

 It's verFbatim and it's Emshakin'

DmNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Em no, no, no more getting' Amelated

 No more Flistless inviEtationsE Dm

 For the Dmlove Dmof Dmfuck

 For the Esake Eof EPete

 Did you Aever Areally Athink

 You'd love a Fguy Flike Fme?

 I am the Dmrooster Dmin the Dmmorning

 I'm the Ecock Eof Ethe Eday

 I'm the Aboxer Ain the Abriefs

 I'm a Ftwelve Founce Fsteak

AmEh-oh Em Eh-oh Cm Eh-oh F Yehbo

Am Yehbo F Yehbo A♯ Yehbo F Yehbooooo

A♯Ya, it's verFbatim

 And A♯ya, and it's Fnaked

 And A♯ya, and it's Fshakin'

 It Emshakes, Emshakes Emshakes

Dm Oh ohEm Yea eah Am Oh oh F Yea eah

repeat to finish.